I Don't Believe in Jesus, But I Definitely Believe in Candy

Happy Easter (& Passover!)

October Was a Good Month

Some highlights from the month of October:


Family Weekend @ Delaware



Girl Talk @ Sonar (Tiff visited for the weekend!!!)



Homecoming @ Delaware



Halloween Farm Party on the Rutgers Research Farm



Halloween in Fells & Canton

Oktoberfest in Septemberfest

Ben & I went to Oktoberfest this weekend. It's an annual tradition, we get together with his best friends from high school and drink our faces off. This year was a complete shit show in the best way possible.That being said, there aren't too many good pictures.

However, we did discover one of mankind's greatest inventions:

Stamps go Sexy

CNN posted an absolutely hilarious story on Thursday.

The USPS printed advertisements for special stamps with pictures of ducks (I guess someone out there really loves duck stamps). On the ad is printed a phone number for stamp ordering.

The phone number should be 1-800-STAMP24, but a typo results in the phone number spelling out 1-800-TRAMP24.

The mental image of an innocent old lady stamp collector being greeted by a $1.99/minute sex phone operator...pretty fantastic.

Article Here.


p.s. posted using the new Google Chrome browser. Not bad.

There Really Should be a Law About the Use of the Word "Fashion"

Heidi Montag's new single, Fashion, is a crime against humanity.

Observe:



(priceless lyrics included in the "more info" link here)

Thanks to Fashionista for the tip!

I'd Do Your Mom If She Looked Like An Aston Martin

One of luxury auto brand Aston Martin's latest ads:



[as discovered on Adrants]


NICE.

I Don't Celebrate Easter, But Have a Happy One Anyways

Nerds in Real Life (or, 1337s IRL)

I saw this on Fells Point on Sunday, and had to share:




hahaha

Never Gonna Say Goodbye

If I said "Never Gonna Give You Up"...would you start singing the whole song? Because I definitely did.

Apparently there is an internet prank going around, called being "Rick Rolled"... and it's actually kind of hilarious:

"...in a rickroll a poster provides a link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand which actually takes any one [sic] who clicks it to the Rick Astley video...In connection with the online meme, "Never Gonna Give You Up" was played and performed at some of the February 2008 protests against the Church of Scientology." - wikipedia

(I think the very last part of that is actually the most hilarious)

Ben mentioned this song/meme to me tonight, so I did a little YouTube-ing. And found the VH1 PopUp video for the song. POP UP VIDEO! I LOVE THAT SHOW!

So I just had to share the glory of a Rick Astley Pop Up video.




You can thank me later.

HighBrow/LowBrow

I'll take a tall mocha half-cafe part-skim double shot no whip latte please.

Everyone Loves Superbowl Commericals

My two favorite commercials from last night's snooze-fest-until-the-last-5-minutes Superbowl:

Of course, Under Armour's The New Prototype



T H E
F U T U R E
I S
O U R S !

and what is probably the funniest commercial I have seen in a long, long time:
E-trade's banking baby



"you know, me and the boys were talking about what to do with all this extra coin, and i was like 'I'm renting a clown.' . . . and I did, Bobo here . . . and uh, i really underestimated the creepiness."

fucking hilarious.

Unintentional Hilarity is my Favorite Kind

Anyone else find this headline funny? Or just me and my really bad sense of humor?

O'Malley To Give State Of The State Speech

Gift from the Interwebs

This one's for Sarah;


moar funny pictures

This one's for Maggie;


moar funny pictures

You Didn't See the Memo?

I was poking around Joystiq this morning (I love lazy Saturday mornings), and they recently featured this video, about a work day in the life of Turret from the game Portal.

It's hilarious, kind of like Office Space in the Aperture Science Laboratories.

Warning: this is seriously, seriously dorky & NSFW (language) ... & hilarious.



(from here)

My favorite part:

Turret 1: You know who I ran into last week?
Turret 2: Who?
T1: The Companion Cube
T2: OMG I hate that guy. What a douche.

I Love the Interwebs

I got this message on YouTube today:


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Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service.

Also, please include the following information in your error report:

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